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Funny Quotes by Funny Bastards

Funny Quotes About Work

Funny Cell Phone Quote

My job recently banned cell phone use while at work. I hope they’re ok with me taking 35 bathroom breaks a day.

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Funny Quitting Job Quote

Quitting a job is like breaking-up with a girlfriend, except that I have to spend two weeks explaining why, “It’s not you, it’s me.”

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