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Funny Quotes by Funny Bastards

Funny Quotes About USA

Funny Sarah Palin Quote

Poor Sarah Palin had to suffer the horrors of having a neighbor. Everyone knows “neighbor” is Mexican for “Why do you hate America?”

via Twitter / @Laura

Funny Quote on the Metric System

The metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

-D Barry

via Twitter / @Charles R. Kaiser