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Funny Justin Bieber Quotes | Great Quotes on Justin Bieber

It’s gonna be funny when Justin Bieber starts talking about having sex with girls and calling ‘em bitches in his songs.

via Twitter / @Shade Egun:

Funny Alcohol Quotes | Great Quotes on Alcohol

If it wasn’t for alcohol, ugly people wouldn’t get laid.

via Twitter / @Steve

Funny Ryan Reynolds Quotes | Great Quotes About Ryan Reynolds

In other news, Ryan Reynolds is the sexiest man alive. No wonder he landed Scarlett Johansen.

via Twitter / @Andrew Mickelson

Funny Tony Parker Quotes | Great Quotes About Tony Parker

So Tony Parker was cheating on Eva Longoria with his team mate, Brent Barry’s wife? So does Barry get the assist on the divorce?

via Twitter / @Stephen

Funny Quote About Tiger Woods Joining Twitter

Hope it’s not like when you “finally decided to try out monogamy”. RT @TigerWoods: What’s up everyone. Finally decided to try out twitter!

via Twitter / @Eli Braden

Funny Virginity Quote

I saw my first car at a used car lot. I didn’t mention my virginity was in it because I knew the salesman would try to screw me.

via Twitter / @Laura