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Funny Quotes About Resumes

Funny Quitting Job Quote

Quitting a job is like breaking-up with a girlfriend, except that I have to spend two weeks explaining why, “It’s not you, it’s me.”

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Funny Jury Duty Quote

Dismissed from Jury Duty but Court asked me to leave headshot & resume, said they’d keep me in mind for future projects.

via Twitter / @Frank Conniff