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Funny Bernard Matthews Quotes | Great Quotes on Bernard Matthews

You mean Bernard Matthews was a real person? I thought he was like Tony the Tiger but for meat.

via Twitter / @David Morgan

Funny Ryan Reynolds Quotes | Great Quotes About Ryan Reynolds

In other news, Ryan Reynolds is the sexiest man alive. No wonder he landed Scarlett Johansen.

via Twitter / @Andrew Mickelson