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Funny Quotes About Marriage



Another Funny Wedding Quote

“Is there any one who objects to marriage of these two people?” Probably, but we had the good sense to not invite them.

via heeckan

Funny Wedding Quote

I think a Mexican/Jew wedding would make for a really good party.

via Twitter / @Heather Kay

Funny Husband Quote

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

– Helen Rowland

Another Funny Marriage Quote

Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.

~ Mae West

Funny Marriage Quote

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”

– James Holt McGavran