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Funny Quotes About Governors

Funny Dental Hygienist Quote

I would rather be Steve Buscemi’s dental hygienist than watch myself use an elliptical machine in a full length mirror.

via Twitter / @ruthakers

Funny Sarah Palin Quote

Poor Sarah Palin had to suffer the horrors of having a neighbor. Everyone knows “neighbor” is Mexican for “Why do you hate America?”

via Twitter / @Laura