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Funny Quotes About Exercise



Funny Dental Hygienist Quote

I would rather be Steve Buscemi’s dental hygienist than watch myself use an elliptical machine in a full length mirror.

via Twitter / @ruthakers

Funny Exercise Quote

When I’m bored, I ponder the numerous unreported injuries related to lesbians attempting to use a shake weight.

via Twitter / @Laura