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Funny Quotes About Children

Funny Wii Quotes | Great Quotes on Wii

The boy asked for a turn on the Nintendo. I said there’s no “we” in Wii. Just two I’s. I win parenting.

via Twitter / @Rex Huppke

Funny Abortion Quote

I saw a 9 year old boy wearing a fedora, I gave him such an ugly look that I think I may have actually aborted him.

via Twitter / @Jenny Johnson