These are hilarious..
You mean Bernard Matthews was a real person? I thought he was like Tony the Tiger but for meat.
It’s gonna be funny when Justin Bieber starts talking about having sex with girls and calling ‘em bitches in his songs.
Must check out these so-called “Beetles” that have suddenly appeared on iTunes. Interesting find, Mr. Jobs!
I would rather be Steve Buscemi’s dental hygienist than watch myself use an elliptical machine in a full length mirror.
The TSA pat down of Kirstie Alley resulted in the discovery of a new kind of cheese.
via Twitter / @Laura
You can really tell when you see a guy who hasn’t fully come to terms with Patrick Swayze’s death.
via Twitter / @MJ: