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Funny Quotes About Celebrity



Funny 8 Million Beliebers Quotes | Great Quotes on 8 Million Beliebers

Funny WINNING Quotes | Great Charlie Sheen WINNING Quotes

These are hilarious..

Funny Terrell Owens Quotes | Great Quotes on Terrell Owens

Funny Beyonce Quotes | Great Quotes on Beyonce

Funny Bernard Matthews Quotes | Great Quotes on Bernard Matthews

You mean Bernard Matthews was a real person? I thought he was like Tony the Tiger but for meat.

via Twitter / @David Morgan

Funny Justin Bieber Quotes | Great Quotes on Justin Bieber

It’s gonna be funny when Justin Bieber starts talking about having sex with girls and calling ‘em bitches in his songs.

via Twitter / @Shade Egun:

Funny Beatles on iTunes Quote

Must check out these so-called “Beetles” that have suddenly appeared on iTunes. Interesting find, Mr. Jobs!

Funny Dental Hygienist Quote

I would rather be Steve Buscemi’s dental hygienist than watch myself use an elliptical machine in a full length mirror.

via Twitter / @ruthakers

Funny TSA Pat Down Quotes | Great Quotes on TSA Pat Down

The TSA pat down of Kirstie Alley resulted in the discovery of a new kind of cheese.

via Twitter / @Laura

Funny Patrick Swayze Quotes | Great Quotes on Patrick Swayze

You can really tell when you see a guy who hasn’t fully come to terms with Patrick Swayze’s death.

via Twitter / @MJ: