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Funny TSA Pat Down Quotes | Great Quotes on TSA Pat Down

The TSA pat down of Kirstie Alley resulted in the discovery of a new kind of cheese.

via Twitter / @Laura

Funny Black Friday Quotes | Great Quotes on Black Friday

Even Black Friday can’t beat the deals we find in the checked baggage screening area

via Twitter / @Agent Smith

Funny TSA Quote

It turns out the TSA didn’t destroy all of the naked images. I’m excited about the Coffee Table book, just in time for Christmas.

via Twitter / @Paula Poundstone

Funny Quote on the TSA Naked Body Scanners

Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit if some halfwit at the TSA sees an blurry shot of my ass?

via Twitter / @mileskahn