If The Shoe Fitz

Funny Quotes by Funny Bastards


Puzzling Quote…

Picking up the broken pieces of my life makes for the world’s worst jigsaw puzzle.

via Twitter / @Clarke Kant

Funny Quote on Grandmothers…

When I visit my grandmother, the only thing she ever has to eat is rabbit, which makes me 1/8th Chupacabra.

via Twitter / @MJ